Why golf and sailing don’t mix…

Francois, our chirpy Luxemburger, was having some difficulty getting the hand bearing compass to make any sense near Tarifa. It worked fine for everyone else. Did he have a metal plate in his head, we asked? No, something far simpler! Examine his hat for a moment……Golf hat manufacturers, in their infinite wisdom and with an obvious hatred of mariners, have decided to add a magnet to the brim of their hats! (It’s for storing some sort of important accessory….) Needless to say, we flogged him until he promised to give up golf.